Sample 24

Sample 24
1 ‘Sigh… I don’t know why I am soooooo bored, I mean look! My father is the president; I should be in luxury, not to mention happiness.’ I was mumbling to myself late at night while listening to the radio as I had nothing else better to do. ‘I guess my life just needs some excitement.’
2 Just then, when I though this couldn’t get any worse than this, there was a disruptive signal interrupting the transmission. Come on… WORK!!! I’m missing the news! Voices were soon being sent through the radio, “Captain, I think we intercepted the signal, ability to communicate with the earthlings is stable.”
3 “Who are you? What is this? Where am I?” So many questions, I was in a state of shock.
4 “We are the rulers and army of the Eugopitanians, take your leader from your current location six thousand seven hundred and sixty-two meters due north, and eight hundred and eighty meters due east 2820 minutes later. Don’t be late, I repeat, DO NOT BE LATE.”
5 After the paralyzing message that caused me to petrify, I ran in the direction of my father in cold sweat. I ran to the door and reported that I had to see the president, but they replied with an unbelievable: “Sorry, Mr. Chann is a very busy man, please reserve an appointment and come back next time.” “But I’m his son!” “I heard that excuse before, now GET!”
6 I dragged my feet all the ways to my bedroom and started weeping, thinking, “what if they want world domination, what if they freeze us…”
7 The next morning, I got my GPS and went off to the place given by the aliens and informed my father I was going to hang out with my friends. At the time given, UFOs started appearing in the sky, the citizens were frozen to the core for a moment and screaming in the other.
8 The Eugopitanians took out their guns and started shooting multiple objects, turning them into stone. Seeing this, I sprinted of to my nearest friend’s house and banged on the door with all my might. He opened the door and without even as much as a gesture, dashed in, locked the door and closed all curtains.
9 He asked: “What’s the hurry? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”
10 “Aliens! Help!”
11 “ I’ve got to admit that pretty convincing, but you expect me to believe that…” Before he could finish, I opened the curtains. “Ahhhhh! A, Al, ALIEN!!!”
12 We both stared through the window surprised, why didn’t they shoot us? Soon, we realized that they were shooting mostly butterflies, colorful objects, scents that tickle the nose and not shooting dull objects, moths and garbage. And we saw that this house was in a mess. “QUICK!!! Go get all our friends and ask them to bring anything they consider cute and cuddly!”
13 We covered ourselves in litter and went from house to house asking for help from others and soon were had an arsenal of people the help us fight. With all ourselves coated with litter, went out onto the battlefield, and started cornering the Eugopitanians one by one and attacking with our weapons of cute that vaporized them.
14 “Oh My God, are they really that powerful?” “Enough chit-chat, CHARGE!”
15 We went off and ambushed the aliens while gathering up more troops to fight, weakening their forces one at a time, and before my father even noticed, they retreated into space.
16 “Hey, but Solomon, what do we do with these statues?”
17 “Maybe, hey, pass me more soft toys.” I started rubbing on the statues and they returned back to normal.
18 So much for a boring life… (610)